The virgin unyeast “bread” vs the chad yeasted bread
Thad getting your yeast from the air instead of some rinky dink packet.
Chaddest getting yeast from using beer instead of water
Me: Sooo… Genesis and all that stuff is metaphorical and not meant to mean what it says it has to mean?
Apologist: yes!
Me: I guess God and Jesus being Christ and rising from the dead and the claimed miracles are metaphorical too!
Apologist: No! That’s literal!
The virgin unyeast “bread” vs the chad yeasted bread
Thad getting your yeast from the air instead of some rinky dink packet.
Chaddest getting yeast from using beer instead of water
Me: Sooo… Genesis and all that stuff is metaphorical and not meant to mean what it says it has to mean?
Apologist: yes!
Me: I guess God and Jesus being Christ and rising from the dead and the claimed miracles are metaphorical too!
Apologist: No! That’s literal!